Happy New Year, 2014, to His Excellency, President Salva Kiir Mayaardit, and the Most Honorable, Dr. Riek Machaar Teny. You guys never disappoint, to say the least, for you have collectively and indisputably made history in 2013. To Kiirdit, we are forever indebted for initiating the noble cause, and to Riekdit, praise be unto Kuarmedit for bringing the noble enterprise into fruition! Gentlemen, don’t you dare listen to their crocodile tears. Didn’t they elect, and would eternally do so if given the chance, your excellency the President? And to the Good Doctor, didn’t they willingly, and would indefinitely do so if honor with thousands more opportunities, follow you? It is THE government THEY deserve!!!!—-PaanLuel Wel.