Father-in-Law : Akpos, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-in-Law : You mean you drink & smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.
Father-in-Law : You club too?
Akpos : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-in-Law : You’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody.
Father-in-Law : What!!! You’re a killer???
Akpos: Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-in-Law : You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You’re absolutely the right man for my daughter.
(source; Akpos the comedian)