GRAMMAR JUBA
As useless as Riek Machar’s education.
As indifferent as Kiir’s hat.
As handsome as Mabor Garang.
As rebellious as Peter Gatdet.
As great as Riek’s hunger for power.
As impossible as IGAD-plus Proposed Agreement.
As thieving as SPLM rogues.
As aggressive as Michael Makuei Lueth.
As sincere as Magok Rundial.
As imperfect as Marial Awendit.
As expensive as dollar.
As articulate as Barnaba Marial Benjamin.
As fluent in English as Md Ayen Mayardit.
As tiny as Riek’s conscience.
As comfortable as illiterate South Sudanese in a big thieving office.
As happy as a young South Sudanese driving his uncle’s car.
As satisfied as a Juban who just ate goatized dog at Jebel Market.
As rich as Juba corrupt civil servant.
As….oh…..paper done finish!